
<!--amazing automatic copyright date updater-->
function upDate(number){ return (number < 1000) ? number + 1900 : number; }
var today = new Date();
var jahr = upDate(today.getYear())
<!--end amazing automatic copyright date updater-->


<!--winder thingy-->
function ShoMeCr(URL){
day = new Date();
id = day.getTime();
eval("page" + id + " = window.open(URL, '" + id + "', 'toolbar=0,scrollbars=0,location=0,statusbar=0,menubar=0,resizable=0,width=502,height=435,left = 150,top = 80');"); }
<!--end winder-->

<!-- Beginning of annoying scroll-it thingy -->

function scrollit_r2l(seed){ 
 var m1  = "Welcome to We the Sheep,     "; 
 var m2  = "a running commentary and editorial point of view.... "; 
 var m3  = "You'll never know what the hot story of the day is....  "; 
 var m4  = "leave your liberalism at the door....     "; 
 var msg=m1+m2+m3+m4; 
 var out = " "; 
 var c   = 1; 
 if (seed > 100) { 
  seed--; 
 var cmd="scrollit_r2l(" + seed + ")";             timerTwo=window.setTimeout(cmd,100); 
  } 
 else if (seed <= 100 && seed > 0){ 
 for (c=0 ; c < seed ; c++){ 
 out+=" "; 
  } 
 out+=msg; 
 seed--; 
 var cmd="scrollit_r2l(" + seed + ")"; 
 window.status=out; 
 timerTwo=window.setTimeout(cmd,100); 
  } 
 else if (seed <= 0){ 
 if (-seed < msg.length){ 
 out+=msg.substring(-seed,msg.length); 
 seed--;   
 var cmd="scrollit_r2l(" + seed + ")"; 
 window.status=out; 
 timerTwo=window.setTimeout(cmd,100); 
  } 
 else { 
 window.status=" "; 
 timerTwo=window.setTimeout
("scrollit_r2l(100)",75); 
  } 
  } 
  } 

<!-- End of annoying scroll-it thingy code -->